One liners

Go down

One liners

Post by gillyelly on Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:07 pm


  • I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
  • If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
  • Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing
  • Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.
  • If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.
  • Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It's a lot easier on you.
  • Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough
  • Jesus loves you! It's everybody else that thinks you're an ass
  • Losing a husband can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible
  • If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
avatar
gillyelly
Admin
Admin

Posts : 437
Reputation : 4
Join date : 2009-10-20

Back to top Go down

Re: One liners

Post by Fatman on Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:54 pm

Ahahahahahaha them great they are.
avatar
Fatman
Life
Life

Posts : 84
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-10-30
Location : Bridgnorth, West Midlands

Back to top Go down

Re: One liners

Post by gillyelly on Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:57 pm

the bottom one is my favourite!
avatar
gillyelly
Admin
Admin

Posts : 437
Reputation : 4
Join date : 2009-10-20

Back to top Go down

Re: One liners

Post by Fatman on Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:49 pm

you dont know how true that is. Ahahahaha.
avatar
Fatman
Life
Life

Posts : 84
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-10-30
Location : Bridgnorth, West Midlands

Back to top Go down

Re: One liners

Post by gillyelly on Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:23 pm

ohhhhh it is, it is!!!!

I also like the skinny one!!!
avatar
gillyelly
Admin
Admin

Posts : 437
Reputation : 4
Join date : 2009-10-20

Back to top Go down

Re: One liners

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum