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One liners
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
- Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing
- Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.
- If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.
- Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It's a lot easier on you.
- Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough
- Jesus loves you! It's everybody else that thinks you're an ass
- Losing a husband can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible
- If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
gillyelly- Admin
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Re: One liners
Ahahahahahaha them great they are.
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Re: One liners
the bottom one is my favourite!
gillyelly- Admin
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you dont know how true that is. Ahahahaha.
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ohhhhh it is, it is!!!!
I also like the skinny one!!!
I also like the skinny one!!!
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