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A Mexican, an Arab, and a Scotsman are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks no-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Scotsman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out his 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching his glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,he says,
'In Scotland we have so many fucking illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
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The latest Christmas toy has just hit the shops. A Talking suicide bomber Doll. Nobody knows what it says yet as no one's got the bollocks to pull the cord...
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks no-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Scotsman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out his 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching his glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,he says,
'In Scotland we have so many fucking illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
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The latest Christmas toy has just hit the shops. A Talking suicide bomber Doll. Nobody knows what it says yet as no one's got the bollocks to pull the cord...
Last edited by scooter on Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:03 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Have another quick one free)
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Re: Joke
u been raidin joke book or summat.....heard this one too
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