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Post by scooter Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:46 am

I've just got back from my mate Dave's house where I met his brother, Tony, who is built like a brick s**t-house.

On the flip-side of that, he's also retarded, and to demonstrate this my mate told me he could tell Tony to do anything and he would do it.

With that Dave says, "Tony... p*ss yourself." And, believe it or not, he did just that.

"Shit," I exclaimed and suddenly, before my very eyes, this mammoth of a man began straining until he had indeed shat himself.

The next three words out of my mouth will haunt me for the rest of my life, "WELL f**k Me"
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Post by George Doors Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:25 am

affraid lol!
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