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Its getting Bigger & BIGGER
by gillyelly Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:59 pm
One day when the teacher walked to the blackboard, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face.
Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class. The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.
Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous day's word.
Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words: "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"
Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class. The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.
Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous day's word.
Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words: "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"
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thats funny
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Re: Its getting Bigger & BIGGER
by gillyelly Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:27 pm
sorry, i'm pinching your saying!!!
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HAHA!!!
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Re: Its getting Bigger & BIGGER
by the painter Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:20 pm
It is when you rub it Johnston!!! oh Gilly..... what have you done to us!
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Re: Its getting Bigger & BIGGER
by gillyelly Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:40 pm
hahahaha......so i take it i'm allowed to put stuff like this on then??? Wasnt sure - need to put an 18+ mark on it or something!!!
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Re: Its getting Bigger & BIGGER
by the painter Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:01 pm
Well i was told i could look at it, the bigger boys said but now theyve run off.
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Re: Its getting Bigger & BIGGER
by gillyelly Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:24 pm
you hang around with some dodgy people!!!
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Re: Its getting Bigger & BIGGER
by the painter Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:29 pm
It has been known....... or maybe im the dodgy one people hang around with? PML
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Re: Its getting Bigger & BIGGER
by gillyelly Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:40 pm
yeh actually thats probably more like it!!!
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