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Post by Nfiltr8~ Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:02 pm

Hi guys and Gals,

Thought I might just make a thread about Chuck norris facts.. I always find these amusing. So keep them coming as and when you can Smile

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.... He waits!
Chuck Norris can wheely on a unicycle!
Chuck Norris once took a whole packet of sleeping pills... He blinked!

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Post by Johnston_888 Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:15 am

Chuck norris doesn't do press ups... He pushes the world down
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Post by Nfiltr8~ Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:48 am

Chuck norris once shot a plane out of the sky by pointing at it and shouting bang Very Happy
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Post by Johnston_888 Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:28 pm

LOL these are class LOL
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Post by Nfiltr8~ Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:37 pm

Couldn't agree with you more mate.. Personal favourite of mine...

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head Very Happy
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