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Post by scooter Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:14 am

Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is DRT (Dead Right There).
As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife.'Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?''Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?''Well, not exactly', Donnie says, 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Cooter's widow".'She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.'Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'
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Post by George Doors Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:24 am

pmsl, i like that one lol!
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Post by terror-x Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:04 pm

lol
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Post by gillyelly Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:41 pm

not funny Heres another Icon_mad I'd of hit him over the head with them!!!!
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Post by Guest Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:53 pm

thats a cracker.

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Post by Fatman Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:59 pm

oh myyyyyyyyyy. lol
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