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Escaped Convict

Post by Fatman on Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:57 pm

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 20 years. He breaks into a house to look for things to steal to get some drugs and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this bloke is an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how sick he makes you feel. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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Post by gillyelly on Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:20 pm

hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! funny!!!!!!!!!
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Post by terror-x on Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:37 pm

lmao

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Post by George Doors on Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:30 pm

pmsl

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