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Post by gillyelly on Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:48 pm

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood.

When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"
She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up."

After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up.

After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!"
She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"


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Re: Cold Hands!

Post by the painter on Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:52 pm

im not going to write what i just thought.
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Re: Cold Hands!

Post by gillyelly on Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:54 pm

why not??? Go ahead - i'll delete it off if its not suitable!!!
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Re: Cold Hands!

Post by the painter on Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:00 pm

I get cold ears...... and they need warming up!
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Post by gillyelly on Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:06 pm

u need to find someone suitable to warm them up for you!!!
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Post by the painter on Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:19 pm

Any suggestions? apart from ear muffs !!! lol
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Re: Cold Hands!

Post by tazz666 on Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:24 pm

get a room,pmsl that will warm them up
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Re: Cold Hands!

Post by George Doors on Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:54 am

put ur hands over them

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Re: Cold Hands!

Post by gillyelly on Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:08 am

dont go outside in the cold!!


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Post by tazz666 on Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:24 am

no its bloody cold out there and ma wee chuckies dont like the cold they go all blue ,pmsl
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Post by the painter on Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:11 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^ nuff said!
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