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Post by gillyelly on Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:46 pm

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."

As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.

As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.

The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.
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Post by the painter on Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:51 pm

PMSL


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Post by gillyelly on Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:53 pm

glad u like - have edited ur PML
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Post by the painter on Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:01 pm

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Post by gillyelly on Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:05 pm

Only bcoz its PMSL not PML
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Post by George Doors on Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:56 am

PMSL

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Post by the painter on Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:10 pm

^^^^

just showing off ...... with your Pmsl......... im gonna stick to LOL 's i think!
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Post by gillyelly on Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:45 pm

you dont have to stick with LOL - u just need to get to grips with the forum/texting ettiquette!!!! I'll teach u if u want???
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