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Post by VXR VIC on Sun May 24, 2009 12:34 am

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Good Day and welcome to a brand new edition of
'ASYLUM'
.
Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting
competition:
HIJACK AN AIRLINER

and win
A COUNCIL HOUSE!

We've already
given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor,
The British Taxpayer.

And don't forget, we're now
the fastest growing game on the planet.

Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid British Passport,
and you only need one word of English:
'ASYLUM'

Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting=2 0at
£180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and
accosting drivers at traffic lights.
This competition is open to everyone
buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry companies or Eurostar.


No application ever refused -
reasonable or unreasonable.
All you have to do
is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password:
'ASYLUM'

A few years ago, 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown
Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stansted where local law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury
£200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four sta r Hilton Hotel.
They joined tens of
thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Britain ...
Our most popular destinations also include the White Cliffs of Dover and the
world famous Toddington Services area, in Historic Bedfordshire.

If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget, there's no need to phone a friend or ask the audience

Just apply for legal aid.

Hundreds of
lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help.
It won't cost
you a penny.
It could change your life forever
.
So play today.


Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet
activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers,
bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas...

COME ON DOWN!


Get along to the airport!
Get along to the lorry park!
Get along to the
ferry terminal!
Don't stop in Germany or France !

Go straight to Britain

And
you are:
GUARANTEED

to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the
easiest game on earth.
Everyone's a winner, when they play
'ASYLUM'

FORWARD THIS TO EVERY BRITISH TAXPAYER YOU KNOW!














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Post by Animal on Sun May 24, 2009 5:54 pm

That's very funny, very politically incorrect and I can't stop laughing. Laughing Very Happy Laughing Very Happy Laughing Very Happy Laughing
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Post by Johnston_888 on Sun May 24, 2009 8:19 pm

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lol very good

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